300+ Car Quotes and Sayings – All Best Quotes About

I admit to wasting my life messing around with fast cars and motorcycles. -Brock Yates

More books, more racing and more foolishness with cars and motorcycles are in the works. -Brock Yates

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can’t drive. -Bud Abbott

No illusion is more crucial than the illusion that great success and huge money buy you immunity from the common ills of mankind, such as cars that won’t start. -Larry McMurtry

Ikea people do not drive flashy cars or stay at luxury hotels. -Ingvar Kamprad

I’ve always had an inquisitive mind about everything from flowers to television sets to motor cars. Always pulled them apart – couldn’t put ’em back, but always extremely interested in how things work. -Craig Johnston

We often attribute ‘understanding’ and other cognitive predicates by metaphor and analogy to cars, adding machines, and other artifacts, but nothing is proved by such attributions. -John Searle

You talk about German technocracy and you get automobiles. -Gordon Sinclair

I’ve got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you’ve got an old car, you’ve gotta have at least several old cars, ’cause one’s always gonna be in the garage. -Rip Torn

Societies need rules that make no sense for individuals. For example, it makes no difference whether a single car drives on the left or on the right. But it makes all the difference when there are many cars! -Marvin Minsky

I liken myself to Henry Ford and the auto industry, I give you 90 percent of what most people need. -Adam Osborne

I had never been able to get a car that said how much I cared about the environment until I drove electric. -Alexandra Paul

Fast cars are my only vice. -Michael Bay

Family trips to Yellowstone and to what are now national parks in Southern Utah, driving the primitive roads and cars of that day, were real adventures. -Paul D. Boyer

See, what you’re meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, aren’t you? Well, I’ve always had fast cars. It’s not that. It’s the fear that you’re past your best. It’s the fear that the stuff you’ve done in the past is your best work. -Robbie Coltrane

Back in the mid-1970s, we adopted some fairly ambitious goals to improve efficiency of our cars. What did we get? We got a tremendous boost in efficiency. -Jay Inslee

You have to wait six months to purchase a fuel efficient automobile made from overseas. -Ed Markey

I love fast cars… and to go too fast in them. -Lara Flynn Boyle

We’re just into toys, whether it’s motorcycles or race cars or computers. I’ve got the Palm Pilot right here with me, I’ve got the world’s smallest phone. Maybe it’s just because I’m still a big little kid and I just love toys, you know? -Catherine Bell

I would never kill a living thing, although I probably have inadvertently while driving automobiles. -Don Van Vliet

The automobile engine will come, and then I will consider my life’s work complete. -Rudolf Diesel

I think we have to act like stars because it is expected of us. So we drive our big cars and live in our smart houses. -Maurice Gibb

We need to become good citizens in the global village, instead of competing. What are we competing for – to drive more cars, eat more steaks? That will destroy the world. -Yuan T. Lee

When you first get money, you buy all these things so no one thinks you’re mean, and you spread it around. You get a chauffeur and you find yourself thrown around the back of this car and you think, I was happier when I had my own little car! I could drive myself! -Paul McCartney

Design can never be an ultimate explanation for anything. It can only be a proximate explanation. A plane or a car is explained by a designer but that’s because the designer himself, the engineer, is explained by natural selection. -Richard Dawkins

To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.’ -Rita Rudner

A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners. -Mignon McLaughlin

We’re in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone’s arguing over where they’re going to sit. -David Suzuki

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. -Dave Barry

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. -Woody Allen

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car. -Tallulah Bankhead

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. -E. B. White

I rememeber one time we were getting ready to go to South America and everything was packed up and in the car ready to go and I hid and I was crying because I really did not want to go, I wanted to play. I did not want to go. -Michael Jackson

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. -Rodney Dangerfield

Car love quotes: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. -Steven Wright

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. -Erma Bombeck

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. -Erma Bombeck

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. -Steven Wright

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. -Erma Bombeck

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I’m home now. But leave a message and I’ll call when I’m out. -Steven Wright

Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and farther when the wheels are in perfect alignment, you perform better when your thoughts, feelings, emotions, goals, and values are in balance. -Brian Tracy