500+ New Home Quotes Idea – Quotes About Home

Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows. -Bill Copeland

The only way I’d be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue. -Dolly Parton

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged. -Stephen King

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn’t want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. -W. Somerset Maugham

I never come back home with the same moral character I went out with something or other becomes unsettled where I had achieved internal peace some one or other of the things I had put to flight reappears on the scene. -Lucius Annaeus Seneca

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. -Rodney Dangerfield

The simplest questions are the most profound. Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What are you doing? Think about these once in a while and watch your answers change. -Richard Bach

Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you. -Ogden Nash

We all have times when we go home at night and pull out our hair and feel misunderstood and lonely and like we’re falling. I think the brain is such that there is always going to be something missing. -Jude Law

Home is where one starts from. -T. S. Eliot

It’s passionately interesting for me that the things that I learned in a small town, in a very modest home, are just the things that I believe have won the election. -Margaret Thatcher

I think a submarine is a very worthwhile weapon. I believe we can defend ourselves with submarines and all our troops back at home. This whole idea that we have to be in 130 countries and 900 bases… is an old-fashioned idea. -Ron Paul

For those who have come here illegally, they might have a transition time to allow them to set their affairs in order. And then go back home and get in line with everybody else. And if they get in line and they apply to become a citizen and get a green card, they will be treated like everybody else. -Mitt Romney

You see much more of your children once they leave home. -Lucille Ball

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. -Lily Tomlin

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative. -Mike Tyson

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven. -Rick Warren

The more one does and sees and feels, the more one is able to do, and the more genuine may be one’s appreciation of fundamental things like home, and love, and understanding companionship. -Amelia Earhart

Today’s misery is real unemployment, home foreclosures and bankruptcies. This is the Obama Misery Index and its at a record high. Its going to take more than new rhetoric to put Americans back to work – its going to take a new president. -Mitt Romney

My parents were the same in the pulpit as they were at home. I think that’s where a lot of preachers’ kids get off base sometimes. Because they don’t see the same things at both places. -Joel Osteen

Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success. -Dale Carnegie

On Sundays when I speak, I hopefully give somebody something that they can use the next day at work or at home. -Joel Osteen

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. -Phyllis Diller

I just owe almost everything to my father and it’s passionately interesting for me that the things that I learned in a small town, in a very modest home, are just the things that I believe have won the election. -Margaret Thatcher

Go to foreign countries and you will get to know the good things one possesses at home. -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If you want to be certain, you should never get married. You should never change jobs. In fact, you might as well just stay home. Because I don’t know anybody who is certain. That need to be certain is just procrastination. -Mark Burnett

We are not about to send American boys 9 or 10 thousand miles away from home to do what Asian boys ought to be doing for themselves. -Lyndon B. Johnson

I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out. -George Eliot

The loss of liberty at home is to be charged to the provisions against danger, real or imagined, from abroad. -James Madison

I think the best thing I can do is to be a distraction. A husband lives and breathes his work all day long. If he comes home to more table thumping, how can the poor man ever relax? -Jackie Kennedy

I’ve always looked for the perfect life to step into. I’ve taken all the paths to get where I wanted.But no matter where I go, I still come home me. -Layne Staley

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. -Edward R. Murrow

There’s really no point in having children if you’re not going to be home enough to father them. -Anthony Edwards

When everyone goes home, you’re stuck with yourself. -Layne Staley I love cats because I enjoy my home and little by little, they become its visible soul. -Jean Cocteau

What power can poverty have over a home where loving hearts are beating with a consciousness of untold riches of the head and heart? -Orison Swett Marden

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows. -Andy Warhol

The means of defense against foreign danger historically have become the instruments of tyranny at home. -James Madison

As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time, that doesn’t work for me. I’d just rather sit at home and read, or go out to dinner with someone, or talk to someone I love, or talk to somebody that makes me laugh. -Daniel Radcliffe

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs. -Andy Warhol

But, you know, you can’t be a star at home. -Jim Carrey

For me, nothing has ever taken precedence over being a mother and having a family and a home. -Jessica Lange

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing. -Chuck Palahniuk

Now, I know there are many Americans who say, ‘Get out of Afghanistan. Bring ’em all home.’ And there are others who say, ‘Put in hundreds of thousands of more.’ -Hillary Clinton

There are a number of things wrong with Washington. One of them is that everyone is too far from home. -Dwight D. Eisenhower

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. -Lin Yutang

Charity begins at home, and justice begins next door. -Charles Dickens

Analogies, it is true, decide nothing, but they can make one feel more at home. -Sigmund Freud

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration. -Charles Dickens

There’s a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I like eating by myself. I go home at night and just watch a movie or hang out with my dog. I have to exert myself and really say, oh God, I’ve got to see my friends ’cause I’m too content being by myself. -Drew Barrymore

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best. -Kin Hubbard

To be happy at home is the ultimate result of all ambition, the end to which every enterprise and labor tends, and of which every desire prompts the prosecution. -Samuel Johnson

There are things they tell us that sound good to hear, but when they have accomplished their purpose they will go home and will not try to fulfill our agreements with them. -Sitting Bull

For me, already being part of a single parent household and knowing it was just me and my mom, you’d would wake up times and hope that the next day you’d be able to be alongside your mother because she was out trying to make sure that I was taken care of. But all I cared about was her being home. -LeBron James

Perhaps it is a universal truth that the loss of liberty at home is to be charged to provisions against danger, real or pretended, from abroad. -James Madison

When you’re safe at home you wish you were having an adventure when you’re having an adventure you wish you were safe at home. -Thornton Wilder

And when the day arrives I’ll become the sky and I’ll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home. Nothing can stop me now. -Trent Reznor