Funny Technology Quotes
The Linux philosophy is ‘Laugh in the face of danger’. Oops. Wrong One. ‘Do it yourself’. Yes, that’s it. -Linus Torvalds
Technology has to be invented or adopted. -Jared Diamond
Building one space station for everyone was and is insane: we should have built a dozen. -Larry Niven
What new technology does is create new opportunities to do a job that customers want done. -Tim O’Reilly
You affect the world by what you browse. -Tim Berners-Lee
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. -Alan Perlis
The Internet is a telephone system that’s gotten uppity. -Clifford Stoll
Building technical systems involves a lot of hard work and specialized knowledge: languages and protocols, coding and debugging, testing and refactoring. -Jesse James Garrett
Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi. -Larry Wall
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. -Larry Wall
People are stunned to hear that one company has data files on 185 million Americans. -Ralph Nader
Defect-free software does not exist. -Wietse Venema
Congress will pass a law restricting public comment on the Internet to individuals who have spent a minimum of one hour actually accomplishing a specific task while on line. -Andy Grove
quotes about technology
If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. -Omar N. Bradley
There are three roads to ruin women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. -Georges Pompidou
Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. -Alvin Toffler
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. -Alan Kay
For my confirmation, I didn’t get a watch and my first pair of long pants, like most Lutheran boys. I got a telescope. My mother thought it would make the best gift. -Wernher von Braun
Microsoft isn’t evil, they just make really crappy operating systems. -Linus Torvalds
I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I’ve invented. -R. Buckminster Fuller
Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. -Daniel J. Boorstin
The internet is a great way to get on the net. -Bob Dole
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully. -Graham Greene
Technology Quotes- Technology is making gestures precise and brutal, and with them men. -Theodor Adorno
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day’s toil of any human being. -John Stuart Mill
Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. -R. Buckminster Fuller
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. -Fred Allen
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. -B. F. Skinner
The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it. -William Gibson
Leaders have to act more quickly today. The pressure comes much faster. -Andy Grove